See, when this http://asktheinsufferableprick.tumblr.com/post/67525285682/asktheindigoarcher-asktheinsufferableprick happened I assumed the idea of a zahhak having a shrine/museum to their terrible taste was just a joke
Sex is another thing that ups the ratings quite a bit…
Oh yeah sweetie, now you’re getting the right idea! I’ll have a boy in every port!
Me and Gregory could do that je suppose but you probablement do not actually want to win, non?
Do you actually have any rum on board your ship, or is that a figure of speech?
Some. And we’re gonna get more. But more importantly, I need people who will up the relationship drama 500%. These kind of things always secretly aid the most popular teams, and the way to be popular is the DRAMA
Alright
l need three hotties for team “Has the Rum”, willing to have the emotional drama we need to pull in the viewers.
I can’t believe you just said “fuck fasting”… Does that mean I’m allowed to say it too?No. In fact, you have to forget I said it
Oops. I just reblogged it. Forever preserved on the internet now. My bad.
Okay, no, seriously - I’m fucking
dyingstarving. I think I’ll go check out Olivia Wilde Garden first thing tomorrow…
If you think I can’t break your legs and your computer to get rid of that you got another thing coming
did you really fast
Fuck yeah
I can’t believe you just said “fuck fasting”… Does that mean I’m allowed to say it too?
No. In fact, you have to forget I said it
