Lets get this party staaaaaaahted

Jul 15
I’m gonna get a lot of use out of this

I’m gonna get a lot of use out of this

Aug 13

See, when this http://asktheinsufferableprick.tumblr.com/post/67525285682/asktheindigoarcher-asktheinsufferableprick happened I assumed the idea of a zahhak having a shrine/museum to their terrible taste was just a joke

Sep 27
Dec 06
Sex is another thing that ups the ratings quite a bit…

Oh yeah sweetie, now you’re getting the right idea! I’ll have a boy in every port!

Dec 05
Me and Gregory could do that je suppose but you probablement do not actually want to win, non?
why the fuck not? It ain’t like winning one round will get you off the show, they always pull people back with some extra contract deal. And the more you win, the more spinoffs you can sign for!
Don’t you know how this WORKS?
Dec 05
incitedtoriot replied to your post: Alright
Do you actually have any rum on board your ship, or is that a figure of speech?

Some. And we’re gonna get more. But more importantly, I need people who will up the relationship drama 500%. These kind of things always secretly aid the most popular teams, and the way to be popular is the DRAMA

Dec 05

Alright

l need three hotties for team “Has the Rum”, willing to have the emotional drama we need to pull in the viewers.

Sep 27

redheadnerdgasm:

s-wowtittybang:

I can’t believe you just said “fuck fasting”… Does that mean I’m allowed to say it too?

No. In fact, you have to forget I said it

Oops. I just reblogged it. Forever preserved on the internet now. My bad.

Okay, no, seriously - I’m fucking dying starving. I think I’ll go check out Olivia Wilde Garden first thing tomorrow…

If you think I can’t break your legs and your computer to get rid of that you got another thing coming

Sep 26
did you really fast

Fuck yeah

Sep 26
I can’t believe you just said “fuck fasting”… Does that mean I’m allowed to say it too?

No. In fact, you have to forget I said it